I hate office parties

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#1
had an office party today cause some old guy had a Bday.
had to stand in a hall way the size of 3 toilets with 3 foids that wont fuck me and 5 co workers
the NPCs insisted I eat a cake and drink booz

I refused and they unpacked the usual NPC lines :

come on it's just once in a while
you only live once
don't you like it ?
I like it with redbull I like to mix it with XL

some SIMP made the usual aren't you too young to drink comments at a roastie that drank.
had to appear like a normie and puke, happy birth day at the guy.
 

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Never reject beverages with normies, its like a ritual to them or a pact I guess
 

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Never reject beverages with normies, its like a ritual to them or a pact I guess
You can always just be the one-beer queer. (By which I mean, you just sip the same beer the whole evening)
 

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You can always just be the one-beer queer. (By which I mean, you just sip the same beer the whole evening)
ive never been actually offered a beer but if someone offers me one in the future ill do that and take various empty sips
 
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