People who claim to be pro-choice about suicide, but won't assist your suicide, are kinda full of shit

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If they really felt like you should have a choice, they would help make arrangements to put that choice into effect. There are ways of helping without breaking the law.
 

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I would help if I could.

How about a double-rope pulling?

(We pull both our ropes at the same time.)
 

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Or I'll just execute you, and look around for someone else to do the favor for me.
>complains that no one helps him

>>executes man willing to help and says he'll look for someone else

>>>profit
 

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>complains that no one helps him

>>executes man willing to help and says he'll look for someone else

>>>profit
It's a paying-it-forward-in-advance. If you want people to assist your suicide, you should assist their suicide first. Otherwise, there's no reciprocity.
 

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It's a paying-it-forward-in-advance. If you want people to assist your suicide, you should assist their suicide first. Otherwise, there's no reciprocity.
If that's the case, can't I just beat you over the head a couple times and get it over with?

A well-placed swing of a lead pipe is painless when done right.

That could be a pro-suicide slogan right there.
 
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